Pork and Burns
The Great Phatsby

The Great Phatsby is the twelfth episode of Season 28 and the first hour-long episode of The Simpsons.


Mr. Burns tries to relive his glory days and crosses paths with a mysterious music mogul. After getting conned by him and reduced to bankruptcy, Burns seeks revenge on the Music Producer with the help of Homer, Bart, rapper Jazzy James and the mogul's ex-wife, Praline. Also, Lisa is courted by the richest child in town, Smithers begins a perilous journey and Marge opens an obscure boutique store.

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Mr. Burns is reminiscing his youth, while receiving a double shot of fresh blood, and to relive part of it, Smithers plans a party at his Summer Mansion, but Burns cheaps it out, and sends Smithers to Canada to bring some leak ice.

Smithers offers Homer some invitations so he can invite some people to the party, and he brings them to the parking lot of the Try-N-Save. The bus that is going to take them to the mansion goes on the road, with Homer, Marge, Maggie, Bart, Lisa, Moe, Sideshow Mel, Patty, Selma, Dr. Hibbert, Bernice Hibbert, Luann, Kirk, Chief Wiggum, Sarah Wiggum, Agnes and Skinner.

Arriving at the mansion, however, they find out that Burns cheeped out, and the party is so boring, and the guests leave right away. While Smithers is having some trouble on a raft in Canada, Homer consoles Burns at the pier, when they observe a party right across, so they cross over with a boat, with Burns inciting Homer with a whip.

The two arrive at the party, trying to crush it, and discover that the host, Jay G, likes Burns as he is his role model. Jay G thanks Burns for making him become who he is.

Meanwhile, Marge, Lisa, Bart and Maggie visit the city and go to an ice cream parlor, where Lisa meets Blake, a rich boy that wants to hang out with her and she agrees to meet him, while Bart meets Jazzy James.

Jay G brings Homer and Burns on his private plane and gives Burns a special credit card for his spendings, meanwhile Blake and Lisa do whale watching, but Blake's brutal means to bring the whale near the boat makes Lisa positively furious.

Jay G invites Burns, with Homer tagging along, to buy a lot of stuff for really high prices, and slowly empties out his bank account, while the rest of the family meets Blake again at a horse show, who spent his money on a protest for horse justice, but another boy offers her grooming time with the horses and she accepts, dumping Blake.

In Canada, Smithers' misadventures continues, when trying to answer Burns' call, he breaks his phone and loses his gloves, but Burns soon finds out his trouble are worse, as his car is declined, as he is broke. Repossesors comes to his mansion to retrieve all his high expensive belongings, while Homer shows him that Jay G was the one that conned him to bankruptcy, and Burns is reduced in feeling miserable after finding it out, as he struck rock bottom.

Golden Goose Repo Co., Jay G's company, are finishing with the removal of Burns' possessions, while Homer stands by his side, when Burns' possies take off as well, and when Jay G arrives, he takes away the Hounds, priving Burns of those as well. Meanwhile, Smithers' misadventures continues as, ala Luke Skywalker, he comes out of a horse's corpse and continues forth trying to bring home some ice for Burns.

Marge informs Homer that he needs to keep working at the Power Plant and he has to support the Simpson family's "Peppermints and pussy willows store". Homer returns back to Springfield, to work at the now Jay G's Power Plant, remodeled by him, feeding his golden goose Burns' fishes.

Jay G makes Homer remove all of Burns stuff in the trapdoor, and offers him cobblers, but feeling remorse for his betrayal, goes to the Springfield Cemetery, and finds himself attracted to the Burns Family Mausoleum, where he helps Burns trying to find a way to get revenge on Jay G. Bart comes over and they form a plan, to destroy Jay G's reputation.

With the help of Milhouse, Homer and Burns find out that Jazzy James is the man they need, and record the revenge rap, and to iron matters out, Praline, Jay G's ex-wife, brings in Snoop Dogg, RZA and Common.

But at the concert to ruin Jay G, he appears and reveals he bought Jazzy James and the others with money, but at the family shop Burns hatches a new plan, while Marge sells the shop since they don't have the money to sustain it anymore.

Burns steals Jay G's golden goose to bring down his empire, and have cooked it, but Homer comes out with the goose ruining the plan. While pursuing the goose, Burns and Jay G hang on the chandelier, where Jay G reveals he hatched his plan due to the words Burns wrote in his book and the desire to become ruthless like Burns.

The chandelier breaks, but they are saved by Smithers and the Canadians which helped him bring the ice, now simple snow, to Jay G's mansion. On the way back to Springfield, the family wonders if this experience changed Burns, and the scene cuts to the Power Plant, where rap music starts playing, but observing the reaction of the workers, Burns reconsiders on keeping this going.



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