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Helter Shelter
The Great Louse Detective
Special Edna
Chief Wiggum: Now, Mr. Simpson, is it possible you're living a double or triple life that your wife doesn't know about?
Homer: Triple? No, definitely no.

Chief Wiggum: Now, your case requires someone who understands the twisted mind of a murderer. And I know just where to find him.
Marge: (hopeful) Paris?
Chief Wiggum: No, no, not Paris.
Marge: (downminded) I'm never gonna go to Paris.

(Homer notices Rainier Wolfcastle in the steam room, totally naked.)
Homer: (thinking) Oh, my God, a naked celebrity, be cool, don't stare at his famous wang...
Rainier Wolfcastle: Ha ha ha, go ahead, look, the whole world already saw it on Nudist Camp Commandant. (standing up) I WORE NOTHING!!

(The Simpsons are in Campbell's Chunky Soup Maximum Security Prison)
Marge: I don't think this was a great place to bring the children.
Lisa: It still beats Disney's California Adventure.

Sideshow Bob: Hello, Bart.
Bart and Lisa: AAAHH!! Sideshow Bob!
Sideshow Bob: Oh, come now, we have been through so much together. Just call me Bob.
Bart and Lisa: AAAHH!! Bob!

Chief Wiggum: If I can tranq one freak on stilts, I know I've done my job.
Lou: You're living the dream.

Bart: Dad, I can't believe you're putting my life at risk to save your own?!
Homer: You'll understand someday when you have kids.

Sideshow Bob: How can one ordinary man have so many enemies?
Homer: I'm a people person... who drinks.

(while Apu and Sideshow Bob reminisce about Bob's attempt to frame Krusty for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart)
Homer: If you two hens are finished "clucking", I would like to buy the latest issue of "Jugs & Ammo".

Moe: (after beating up a Homer dummy) Now who's the sociopath, huh?

(The Homer decoy results in Moe, Patty, Selma, Willie, Reverend Lovejoy and Homer himself attacking it.)
Marge: These are Homer's friends and family. They don't want him dead, they just want him to suffer.
Homer: (To the decoy) Once I kill you, everyone will think I'm the real Homer! Hehehehehe!
Sideshow Bob: None of this seems odd to you.
Marge: Meh.

(Sideshow Bob is helping Homer, who has just been elected king of Mardi Gras, find his attempted killer)
Sideshow Bob: Homer it's a trap. You only won because someone filled the poll with these. (shows votes with all the same handwriting)
Homer: Nevertheless, the people have spoken.

(Homer's runaway King of Mardi Gras float is heading toward a building filled with swordfish.)
Lisa: (gasps) Dad's heading for the Swordfish Museum!
Marge: That museum's been nothing but trouble since it opened.

Homer: Wait! Frank Grimes wasn't married! How could he have a son?
Frank Grimes, Jr.: He happened to like hookers, okay?

Lisa: Dad! I figured it out! (opens a piece of paper) The murderer is--
Homer: We know! Frank Grimes Junior!
Lisa: Huh? (looks down at the paper, where she has written the name "Bumblebee Man") Precisely. (crumples the paper and kicks it away)

Bart: Dad, I'm really glad you're still alive.
Homer:: Yeah, it's every parent's dream to outlive their children.

Bart: (singing) You've grown accustomed to my face...
Sideshow Bob: This isn't a duet.
Bart: Sorry.


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