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Making Faces
The Funeral
Maggie's Brain
Homer: Children we have some very sad news for you. I think you had better sit down. Sit down! (The children sat down)
Marge: Children, your elderly Uncle Hubert has passed away. 
Homer: Do you have any questions?
Lisa: Yeah, what does passed away mean?
Bart: (fakes his throat slit) You know, kick the bucket, pull the crump change, that be with old Mr. Grim, the Columbian mammoth...
Homer: Bart!
Bart: The dude died. 

Funeral Owner: Would the family care to view the loved one at this time?
Bart: Oh boy, I never seen a dead body before, but his skin will be all green and clamy and stuff it will be just like a zombie movie only real.
Lisa: Ewwww! (Marge, Homer, Lisa and Maggie looked at the body, Bart turned green and faints at the sight of the dead body, some members of the family walked up a hill and carrying his coffin)
Bart: Oh, man, this is so slow. Steady boys. Easy there. Whoa! Little to the left... (Homer covers his mouth)
Homer: (Growls, mumbles)
Marge: You children were very very naughty today.
The Children: (make sad faces)
Marge: Your Father and I are quite disappointed in the three of you.
Homer: This is the absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to!
Lisa: (Groan in disappointment)
Bart: Awwwwww, come on, man!!!

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