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Enter the Cheatrix
The Day of the Dolphin
Shadow of the Colossal Donut

Captain Horatio McCallister: Aye, I had a great time today kids. I almost never appear this much in the series. (Bart and Lisa go "huh"?) Of events. That constitute your lives.

Lisa SimpsonEdit

In certain parts of the levelEdit

  • What an abysmal place!
  • So here's King Snorky! Huh, "king"! How patriarchal!

Fighting enemiesEdit

  • I'm embarrassed to share a violent cause.
  • Come on, I don't want to hurt you!
  • You want a fight?! Well, come and get it!
  • (gasps) They have evolved and learnt to shoot!
  • This is a people place and we will defend it!
  • I'm an animal too and I have a right response!
  • Get 'em, Bart - but gently!
  • I'll fight to protect my genes, you dolphins!
  • That's it, I'm not petting you!
  • Oh no! Projectiles!!

Bart SimpsonEdit

In certain parts of the levelEdit

  • I wish I went to more field trips!
  • We're at the pier. I've got to get a caricature of me rollerblading.
  • I found a fly on my caramel apple here once...
  • I totally barfed on a ride here once...
  • An old man showed me his junk on the boardwalk: you know, like tintops and lamps, junk.
  • An aquarium! Oh no, this place is...educational!

Fighting enemiesEdit

  • Here come the dolphins!
  • Use your pagan powers! Flick 'em Lis!
  • What could a dolphin have against a person?
  • Watch out: they look angry!
  • Where did they get these awesome guns?
  • Come and get it sea freaks!
  • Go squeak yourself!
  • Remember: all dolphins are slow killers!
  • Why don't you come over and fight like a...dolphin!
  • Oh yeah, squeak you too.
  • Dolphins are way smarter than an idiot like me.
  • Why did mankind conserve you?!!
  • You're supposed to entertain us! Not attack us!
  • Way to kick dolphins' butts, Lisa! Do they have butts?
  • Yeah, yeah, squeaky squeaky!
  • 4, 2, 6, Lisa creams another porpoise!
  • I'm going to sell you to the Japanese to turn you into weird sushi!
  • I hope you get caught in a six-pack!

Captain Horatio McCallisterEdit

  • Yee can walk like a man, but yee can never ride a bike! Yar-har!
  • Yee scurvy dogs! Uh, I mean yee scurvy dolphins! Sorry, sorry.
  • Eat my 'poon! Harpoon, that is, heh heh heh!

King SnorkyEdit

IdleEdit

  • When Snorky comes swimming again, hurrah, hurrah!
  • Oh yeah, I'm really scared of water!
  • You're bad at this, landie scum.
  • Mermaids await you in Paradise, my pets!
  • I'm not scared, I fought in the Narwhal Wars!

Ordering his minionsEdit

  • Shoot, damn you, for God and ocean!

AttackedEdit

  • I'm dying, ma! I'm dying!
  • Argh!! My flippers!! My flukes!!!
The Simpsons Game
Levels The Land of ChocolateBartman BeginsAround the World in 80 BitesLisa the Tree HuggerMob RulesEnter the CheatrixThe Day of the DolphinShadow of the Colossal DonutInvasion of the Yokel-SnatchersBargain BinNeverQuestGrand Theft ScratchyMedal of HomerBig Super Happy Fun Fun GameFive Characters in Search of an AuthorGame Over
Characters HomerBartLisaMargeMaggieEnemiesWhite Chocolate RabbitWill WrightMatt GroeningGodAbraham Simpson
Powers Homer BallHeli-HomerGumi-HomerBartmanHand of BuddhaMarge's Megaphone
References/TriviaAppearancesCreditsExtrasQuotes

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