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Homer vs. Dignity
The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
The Great Money Caper
[After Lisa sets up his computer, Homer goes on the Internet and visits the Springfield Police Department website. An image of Chief Wiggum's face appears on the screen.]
Wiggum: [on-screen] If you've committed a crime and want to confess, click 'Yes'. Otherwise, click 'No'.
[Homer clicks "No".]
Wiggum: You have chosen 'No', meaning that you've committed a crime, but don't want to confess. A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home. [An image of a paddy wagon with a flashing siren appears in the corner of the screen.]
Homer: [indignantly] Hey!!
Wiggum: While you wait, why not buy a police cap or T-shirt. [Images of the items with the SPD logo appear, surrounding Wiggum's face.] You have the right to remain fabulous! [The flashing words "NOW 80% OFF" appear on the screen.]

Homer: No one can silence me but me!
Fake Homer: That arranged can be.

Moe: Well, if Mr. X were here right now. I'd buy him a tall frosty.
Homer: Hey, Moe. Can you keep a secret?
Moe: No.
Homer: Not even a little one?
Moe: No!
Homer: What if I just whisper it?
Moe: No, I tells ya!

Homer: Who are you, and why are you holding me here? I want answers now, or I want them eventually!

Lisa: Well, you can't post news if you don't have any.
Homer: That's a great idea! I'll just make up some news!
Lisa: Ugh, at least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that!

(Mr. X reports that Apu's bagels are really old donuts)
Chief Wiggum: In the interests of public safety, we have confiscated every donut, bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city. And some coffee.

Leader: As far as your family knows, Homer Simpson is walking in the front door right about now.
Homer: (Taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out) I'm sorry, what?
(Next scene at the Simpson house)
Marge: Homie!
Fake Homer: (Speaking with a German accent) Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home!
Marge: You're not my husband!
Fake Homer: Ja, please forgive my unexplained two week absence. To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.
Marge: Well, I sure don't feel like cooking.

Skinner: Our mayor’s corrupted. Mr. X has done this town a great service, despite his poor grammar and spelling.
Agnes: (Off-screen) Seymour, are you looking at naked ladies?
Skinner: (calmly) No, mother.
Agnes: You sissy.

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