The Calvary Kids' (actually the Pre-Teen Braves') Version of the National Anthem is a version of the USA National Anthem, sung by the Pre-Teen Braves at the stadium when they were dressed up like Cavalry Kids. This song irritated the crowd and when the real Cavalry Kids came, a fight broke out.
Lyrics[]
- Oh say can you see.
- Back in row Double-Z,
- That the team sucks out loud,
- And your fans are all plowed.
Behind the Laughter[]
- The song is parody of "The Star-Spangled Banner", the USA national anthem.