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The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star
The Bonfire of the Manatees
The Girl Who Slept Too Little
Homer: Oh, the Broncos won! Why didn't I bet on them like Professor Pigskin told me to?!
Lisa: Who's Professor Pigskin?
Homer: He's a pig, who can predict football winners -- in advance!
Lisa: How is that possible?
Homer: Because he's got something no gambler's ever had. A system!

Bart: I want to see Santa. He can explain why he gave me a PlayStation box with nothing in it but a coloring book!
Homer: It got your hopes up, didn't it?

[Marge is talking to Dr. Caleb Thorn]
Homer: [through the phone] Hello, Marge? Does the pizza guy take a check? If so, where do we keep the checks? And lastly, how do you write a check?
Marge: Ohhhhhh! [hangs up]

Marge: I'm gonna take you home and fix you up. 'Cause you're the real endangered species, a devoted husband. [purrs and kisses Homer]
Homer: Marge, I'm always amazed you chose me.
Marge: And I always will!
Homer: WOOHOO!!!

Season 16 Season 17 Quotes Season 18
The Bonfire of the ManateesThe Girl Who Slept Too LittleMilhouse of Sand and FogTreehouse of Horror XVIMarge's Son PoisoningSee Homer RunThe Last of the Red Hat MamasThe Italian BobSimpson Christmas StoriesHomer's Paternity CootWe're on the Road to D'oh-whereMy Fair LaddyThe Seemingly Never-Ending StoryBart Has Two MommiesHomer Simpson, This Is Your WifeMillion-Dollar AbieKiss Kiss Bang BangaloreThe Wettest Stories Ever ToldGirls Just Want to Have SumsRegarding MargieThe Monkey SuitMarge and Homer Turn a Couple Play

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