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The Bonfire of the Manatees
The Girl Who Slept Too Little ā–ŗ
Homer: Oh, the Broncos won! Why didn't I bet on them like Professor Pigskin told me to?!
Lisa: Who's Professor Pigskin?
Homer: He's a pig, who can predict football winners -- in advance!
Lisa: How is that possible?
Homer: Because he's got something no gambler's ever had. A system!

Bart: I want to see Santa. He can explain why he gave me a PlayStation box with nothing in it but a coloring book!
Homer: It got your hopes up, didn't it?

[Marge is talking to Dr. Caleb Thorn]
Homer: [through the phone] Hello, Marge? Does the pizza guy take a check? If so, where do we keep the checks? And lastly, how do you write a check?
Marge: Ohhhhhh! [hangs up]

Marge: I'm gonna take you home and fix you up. 'Cause you're the real endangered species, a devoted husband. [purrs and kisses Homer]
Homer: Marge, I'm always amazed you chose me.
Marge: And I always will!
Homer: WOOHOO!!!


ā—„ Season 16 Season 17 Quotes Season 18 ā–ŗ
The Bonfire of the Manatees ā€¢ The Girl Who Slept Too Little ā€¢ Milhouse of Sand and Fog ā€¢ Treehouse of Horror XVI ā€¢ Marge's Son Poisoning ā€¢ See Homer Run ā€¢ The Last of the Red Hat Mamas ā€¢ The Italian Bob ā€¢ Simpsons Christmas Stories ā€¢ Homer's Paternity Coot ā€¢ We're on the Road to D'oh-where ā€¢ My Fair Laddy ā€¢ The Seemingly Never-Ending Story ā€¢ Bart Has Two Mommies ā€¢ Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife ā€¢ Million-Dollar Abie ā€¢ Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore ā€¢ The Wettest Stories Ever Told ā€¢ Girls Just Want to Have Sums ā€¢ Regarding Margie ā€¢ The Monkey Suit ā€¢ Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
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