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The Bonfire of the Manatees |
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- Homer: Oh, the Broncos won! Why didn't I bet on them like Professor Pigskin told me to?!
- Lisa: Who's Professor Pigskin?
- Homer: He's a pig, who can predict football winners -- in advance!
- Lisa: How is that possible?
- Homer: Because he's got something no gambler's ever had. A system!
- Bart: I want to see Santa. He can explain why he gave me a PlayStation box with nothing in it but a coloring book!
- Homer: It got your hopes up, didn't it?
- [Marge is talking to Dr. Caleb Thorn]
- Homer: [through the phone] Hello, Marge? Does the pizza guy take a check? If so, where do we keep the checks? And lastly, how do you write a check?
- Marge: Ohhhhhh! [hangs up]
- Marge: I'm gonna take you home and fix you up. 'Cause you're the real endangered species, a devoted husband. [purrs and kisses Homer]
- Homer: Marge, I'm always amazed you chose me.
- Marge: And I always will!
- Homer: WOOHOO!!!
ā Season 16 | Season 17 Quotes | Season 18 āŗ |
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The Bonfire of the Manatees ā¢ The Girl Who Slept Too Little ā¢ Milhouse of Sand and Fog ā¢ Treehouse of Horror XVI ā¢ Marge's Son Poisoning ā¢ See Homer Run ā¢ The Last of the Red Hat Mamas ā¢ The Italian Bob ā¢ Simpsons Christmas Stories ā¢ Homer's Paternity Coot ā¢ We're on the Road to D'oh-where ā¢ My Fair Laddy ā¢ The Seemingly Never-Ending Story ā¢ Bart Has Two Mommies ā¢ Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife ā¢ Million-Dollar Abie ā¢ Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore ā¢ The Wettest Stories Ever Told ā¢ Girls Just Want to Have Sums ā¢ Regarding Margie ā¢ The Monkey Suit ā¢ Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play |