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Homer the Father
The Blue and the Gray
Angry Dad: The Movie
(Marge is at the shop with her gray hair. She is standing in line, and Ralph comes up to her as she leaves.)
Ralph: Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Dr. Kissingher: If you're watching this, your love life is like Sister Act 3 - no Whoopi.

Marge: My first gray hair!
Homer: Oh, Marge. Don't worry. Lots of movie stars have gray hair, like all those women we loved in the eighties.
Marge: Oh, Homer. You always mean to say the nicest things.
Homer: Well, it's not easy with you talking all the time.

Moe: I'm Moe Szyslak. Growing up, I had roundworm. Heck I was more worm than man some months. I dabbled in satanism until I was asked to leave. Oh and one month I ate nothing by aquarium fish.

Bart: I just have one question about hair: where does mine start? Head, head, head... hair? Where's the border?
Lisa: Oh, my God! Me too!
(Maggie feels her hair and looks worried)
Bart: What are we?

Marge: (to Patty and Selma) You guys went gray yourselves.
Selma: No we didn't, this is just smoke and ash.

Homer: What has she done!? It's like I'm married to Richard Gere.
(Phone rings)
Homer: Not now, phone. I'm talking to myself. It's okay, Homer. It's just a couple of minutes. Thanks, Homer.
(Picks up phone)
Homer: Hello?
Moe: Hello, wingman? You were supposed to be here two minutes ago.
Homer: Oh, thank you, prior commitment! (kisses receiver and hangs up)

Milhouse: Bart, what happened to your mom's hair? Did she see something scary like the vampire on Sesame Street? They should warn you when he's coming.

Moe: I love Valentines Day. Just mix a couple of drops of Jagermeister with some pink lemonade, add some cherry chapstick, call it Cupid's Ambrosia and charge it up the wazoo.

Moe: Excuse me, is this the seminar where you learn how to free escorts?
Superintendent Chalmers: Well, we're certainly not here to learn how to fold napkins.
Ned Flanders: Looks like I came in here for nothing.

Dr. Kissingher: Your only hope is to get a wingman.
Moe: What's a wingman?
Dr. Kissingher: A wingman is a friend who...
Moe: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Now I gotta get a friend?

Homer: Marge, you have nothing to worry about. I'm a wingman, a proud tradition that includes Iceman from "Top Gun", Wedge Antilles from "Star Wars", and me from now.

Mr. Burns: Now which of you wants to be the sliced haddock in a geezer sandwich?


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