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- Ned: Well, the folks at the Senior Center sure will love that peach tree we planted.
- Rod: I wish we could see their happy faces!
- Ned: Sin of pride, Roddy.
- Rod: I'm sorry.
- Ned: Sin of regret.
- Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well! Looks like a couple of punks are going to be taking the "Last Train to Clarksville"!
- Lou: That's the Monkees, Chief.
- Chief Wiggum: Go wait in the car.
- Lou: Fine... it was The Monkees.
- Pyro: You lay off my girlfriend's ex-husband!
- Groundskeeper Willie: (punches Otto, then stops upon seeing Marge cry) Huh? Oh! Lassie, dry yer tears!
- Otto Mann: Then show us your boobs!
- Milhouse: Well, Bart, we've learned that war is not the answer.
- Bart: Except to all of America's problems.
- Milhouse: Amen.
| ā Season 13 | Season 14 Quotes | Season 15 āŗ |
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| Treehouse of Horror XIII ā¢ How I Spent My Strummer Vacation ā¢ Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade ā¢ Large Marge ā¢ Helter Shelter ā¢ The Great Louse Detective ā¢ Special Edna ā¢ The Dad Who Knew Too Little ā¢ The Strong Arms of the Ma ā¢ Pray Anything ā¢ Barting Over ā¢ I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can ā¢ A Star is Born-Again ā¢ Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington ā¢ C.E. D'oh ā¢ 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky ā¢ Three Gays of the Condo ā¢ Dude, Where's My Ranch? ā¢ Old Yeller-Belly ā¢ Brake My Wife, Please ā¢ The Bart of War ā¢ Moe Baby Blues | ||