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Ned: Well, the folks at the Senior Center sure will love that peach tree we planted.
Rod: I wish we could see their happy faces!
Ned: Sin of pride, Roddy.
Rod: I'm sorry.
Ned: Sin of regret.

Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well! Looks like a couple of punks are going to be taking the "Last Train to Clarksville"!
Lou: That's the Monkees, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: Go wait in the car.
Lou: Fine... it was The Monkees.

Pyro: You lay off my girlfriend's ex-husband!

Groundskeeper Willie: (punches Otto, then stops upon seeing Marge cry) Huh? Oh! Lassie, dry yer tears!
Otto Mann: Then show us your boobs!

Milhouse: Well, Bart, we've learned that war is not the answer.
Bart: Except to all of America's problems.
Milhouse: Amen.

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