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The Army of the Unthinking consisted of Lenny, Carl and Barney. Moe hired them for help to defeat Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl, with free beer. They easily defeated Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl because Stretch Dude's hands were literally tied around him and Clobber Girl, so they got stuck.