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The Amazing Colossal Homer
Bart Simpson's Creepy Crawly Tales: "The Collector"
Homer: Well, boy. How big am I?
Bart: Whoa! 263 pounds a new record! Way to go, Homer!
Homer: D'oh!

Mr. Burns: Unnhhh! Smithers!
Smithers: You bellowed, sir?
Mr. Burns: Deal with this blasted annoyance! And next time, get the easy-opening kind!
Smithers: Uh, this is the easy-opening kind, sir.

Mayor Quimby: Grettings, my fellow movie lovers, we are gathered today to honor a Hollywood legend. The star of such films as "Jagged Attraction" and "Look Who's Still Oinking". His 24 films have grossed a total of over $900 in Springfield alone. I hereby delacre this "Troy McClure day."

Homer: I'm nervous, Marge. I've never been good at tests.
Marge: These weren't that kind of test, Homer.
Smithers: The test result's are back. They're all perfectly normal.
Marge: And look, Homey according to this, you've lost three punds.
Homer: Woohoo! Dounts, here I come.

Mr. Burns: Imagine! Charles Montgomery Burns standing astride the globe! They'll name countries after me! I'll be like the Jolly Green Giant, only not green and not jolly!.
Simpsons Comics Stories 1-50/Quotes
Simpsons Comics Stories 1-50/Quotes
The Amazing Colossal Homer/Quotes | Bart Simpson's Creepy Crawly Tales: "The Collector"/Quotes | Cool Hand Bart/Quotes | Patty & Selma's Ill-Fated Romance: My Sister, My Homewrecker!/Quotes | The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma/Quotes | Krusty, Agent of K.L.O.W.N./Quotes | It's In The Cards/Quotes The Gnarly Adventures Of Busman/Quotes | When Bongos Collide!/Quotes | Be-Bop-A-Lisa/Quotes | Chief Wiggum's Pre-Code Crime Comics: The End of El Barto/Quotes | When Bongos Collide!/Quotes | The Greatest D'oh! on Earth/Quotes | McBain Comics: Dead to the Last Drop/Quotes | I Shrink, Therefore I'm Small/Quotes | Edna, Queen of the Congo: Jungle Bungle/Quotes | The Purple Prose of Springfield/Quotes | Homer Simpson's Pathetic Pal Barney Gumble: Asleep at the Well/Quotes | Fan-Tasty Island/Quotes | Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's Kwik-E-Comics: Apu's Incredible 96 Hour Shift (Without Having a Break)/Quotes | Fallen Flanders/Quotes | Homer On The Range: The Kwik-E and the Dead!/Quotes | Survival of the Fattest/Quotes | White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!/Quotes | Give Me Merchandising or Give Me Death!/Quotes | Jimbo Jones' Wedgie Comics: Rebel Without a Clutch/Quotes | To Heir I$ Homer/Quotes | Itchy and Scratchy: This Blood's For You/Quotes | Bongo Cantankerous Coot Classics: Nostalgia Ain't What it Used to Be/Quotes | A Trip to Simpsons Mountain/Quotes| Heinous Funnies: Kill 'Er Up With Regular/Quotes | Waitresses in the Sky/Quotes | Itchy and Scratchy: Lead it Bleed/Quotes | Bumblebee Man in: !Ay, que lastima!/Quotes | What's the Frequency, Simpson?/Quotes | KrustyCo Presents: Dartin' Around/Quotes | Headlight Comics: The Dame and the Clown/Quotes Get Fatty/Quotes | Bart's Pal, Milhouse: The Quest for Yaz/Quotes | Don't Cry for Me, Jebediah!/Quotes | The Artist Formerly Known as Bart/Quotes | Stand and Deliverance/Quotes | Little Big Mart/Quotes | Bart de Triomphe/Quotes | Reverend Lovejoy's Hellfire Comics: Citizen Shame!/Quotes | Send in the Clowns/Quotes | Li'l Homey: Homey Alone/Quotes | Marge Attacks!/Quotes | Itchy and Scratchy #0: Game Called Because of Pain/Quotes | Get off the Bus!/Quotes

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