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Carol Berrera: (to the fourth grade) Good morning, crew. I am proud to be here educating my country. (the students gasp)
Martin: (tied to a skateboard and with an apple on his mouth) For you, teacher.
(he puts the apple on her table. she grabs a knife, cuts the ropes tying Martin to the skate and stabs the apple)
Carol Berrera: Because if there's one thing I learned in combat, it's that the most powerful weapon is knowledge!
Nelson: What's the second most powerful weapon?
Carol Berrera: Shoulder-mounted anti-tank missile. Duh.
Milhouse: Did you ever American Sniper someone!?
Carol Berrera: That's really not appropriate for me to say. (winks)
Martin: How many hospitals did you help build?
Carol Berrera: Negative three.

Jimmy: That's the best milk I've ever had!
Scientist: (laughs) You said "milk". We can't legally.

(Lisa gets a message on her cellphone)
Lisa: Oh my god! I just got invited to my first third grade party!
Homer: Are the parents gonna be home?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: Pft! Lame!!
Bart: Guys, I need to sharpen my mustaches. Which is better? A, (changes it to a downwards position) or B? (Keeps changing it between upwards and downwards) A or B? A or B? A or B!? A or... B?
Lisa: B.
Marge: A.
Homer: N.

Lisa: NOOOO!! No, no, no, nooooo!!!
Bart: What happened? Did jazz died?
Lisa: (enters Homer and Marge's bedroom) Look at me!! (the camera turns around, revealing her face with acne)
Marge: Acne!? But she's only eight!
Lisa: (worried) Somehow I'm becoming the Squeaky-Voiced Teen! (with a squeaky voice) Do you want fries with that? (back to her normal voice) What am I saying!?
Bart: I, too, was visited by the Ghost of Puberty Present. I've got a starter 'stache! Next, I'm a loser, then I'm a creep, then I'm a perv! I've got to buy a van.
Lisa: (cries) This isn't fair, I'm not ready for my awkward years. This is my happy childhood, for crying out loud!!

Lisa: (thinking) Oh, my God, I'm popular! Hope this doesn't go to my head. It went right to my head!! Aaaah!!

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