Lou: Even this promotional Johnny Depp from the movie "Chocolate?"

Chief Wiggum: Sure, we melted for him. Now he's gonna do likewise.

Lou throws the chocolate figure in the fire. The figure melts with is face turning into a screaming face.

Chocolate Johnny Depp: Euwaaargh!!

Suicidal man: (Sad) Goodbye, cruel world. (Lands on the ball of fellow Springfield), (Cheered up) Hello ironic twist.

Lenny: Well, I say the most clothespins a man could attach to his face is 87.

Carl: You counting the neck?

Lenny: You know I am.

Carl: All right outside.

(Suddenly, Homer appears, bathed in golden light, holding the Duff record book over his head)

Homer: Peace, my brothers. All shall be looked up. (He looks through the books) Let's see ... most clothespins swallowed, inserted, here we go -- clipped to face and neck: 116. (He finds a picture of a man with the pins on his head.)

Lenny: Oh. Geez, I was wrong. But I ain't angry.

Carl: And I'm magnanimous in victory.