- “Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!”
- ―Stupid Sexy Flanders catchphrase
Stupid Sexy Flanders is an alias for Ned Flanders.
Homer was skiing and another skier approached him wearing a very tight ski suit. At first Homer was frightened by the skier, but it turned out to be Ned Flanders. Ned then proceeds to show off his ski suit saying “Feels Like I’m wearing nothing at all!” Homer is appalled by the suit and tried to ski away, but ends up skiing down the wrong trail. Homer (who is panicking) tries to remember advice that the ski instructor said to him, but cannot because he keeps thinking about Neds suit. In frustration Homer says “Stupid Sexy Flanders.” Homer then proceeds to injure himself on the mogul ski jumps.