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Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl is the theme song for Bart and Lisa's superhero alter egos in the episode Treehouse of Horror X. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Tim Long. It is the fifth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify. The song is a spoof of many other superhero theme songs.

Lyrics

Singers:
Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,
He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.
Women:
He's a limber lad...
Men:
She's a powerful lass...
All:
He'll wring your neck
And she'll kick your ass!
They're Stretch Dude
And Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Men:
Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Men:
Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Announcer:
Tonight's episode: "Enter the Collector!"