Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl
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Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl are Bart and Lisa's superhero identities from Treehouse of Horror X.
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[edit] Origin
Marge takes Bart and Lisa to Springfield Elementary, where Chief Wiggum is running a portable X-ray machine to inspect children's candy. Whilst inspecting his son Ralph's candy, he tells them what the candy really contains "safe, safe, razor blade, syringe, ooh, white chocolate!" As Nelson's extremely bulky pillowcase of goodies is being scanned, the X-ray machine inevitably explodes. The subsequent exposure to radiation gives Bart the ability to stretch his body like rubber and Lisa gains extraordinary strength. They become a superhero duo, calling themselves "Stretch Dude & Clobber Girl
[edit] Theme Song
'Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl!
He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls!
He's a limber lad,
She's a powerful lass,
He'll wring your neck
And she'll kick your ass!
They're Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl!
Stretch Dude!
Clobber Girl!
Stretch Dude!
Clobber Girl!'
[edit] The Adventure Begins
In their first "adventure" (presented as if they had their own television series), Lucy Lawless (dressed as Xena) addresses fans at a science fiction convention. Comic Book Guy, who has styled himself as a villain called "The Collector", kidnaps her using a magnet to attract her metal breast plate. Lawless goes to remove the breastplate, but when hundreds of fans raise their camera's to photograph her breasts she stops with a statement of "Maybe later." He takes her to his lair, where he puts her in an aluminized PET film bag for "safekeeping" and imprisons her in a room of other similarly-captured celebrities such as Yasmine Bleeth and Tom Baker.
[edit] Defeat
Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl burst into The Collector's hideout, but he manages to knock Clobber Girl out with a working phaser gun that was fired only once to prevent William Shatner from releasing another album. He wastes all his remaining shots on Stretch Dude, who splits in half and does somersaults to avoid the rays. The Collector hurls his empty raygun at Stretch Dude, hitting him on the forehead and knocking him out as well. He suspends the drowsy duo over a vat of bubbling Lucite, slowly lowering them towards certain doom and mocks them "Goodnight Retch Dude & Slobber Girl. Sweet screams!".
[edit] Victory
Lucy Lawless, still in her plastic restraint, lures the Collector over by pretending to be attracted to him. When he's close enough she grabs his lips and then attacks him with Kung Fu moves. Stating that he fell for a "ruse so hackneyed, it would make Stan Lee blush!", the Collector grabs his limited edition double edged lightsaber from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and ignites the blades. Lucy reminds him that he has removed it from its original packaging and it is now no longer a collectible. He backs away in horror and plummets into the vat, eventually emerging to strike a dramatic death pose (imitating a Lorne Greene pose from Battlestar Galactica) before the plastic hardens around him. Lawless flies Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl home to safety on her back. Clobber Girl is confused, and points out that Xena can't fly. Lucy responds that she isn't Xena; she's Lucy Lawless. This explanation satisfies Clobber Girl and with a reprise of their theme song, the heroes fly off into the sunset.
Other adventures.
- In the Simpson Comics Sterch dude and clobber girl mimic there powers into maggie and she becomes bouncing battle baby. In another one with bbb they are forced by law to hang up therer super hero selfs and become normal people but they come back as villans who then poorly help the other villans. And gain the right to be super heroes again.
