Lisa: (Being thrown in the air by Homer) "Corn, more corn, another kid being throw in the air, witch burning, Seattle Space Needle. Ugh, I'm getting dizzy. And corn again."

Bart: "Pet him, Lise. He's not slimy."

Lisa: (Pets Strangles) "Eww, he is slimy."

Bart: "That's 'cause I soaked him in slime!!"

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Homer: "Why, you little-- [strangles Bart] I'll teach you to mess with your sister!" [grunting while strangling Bart then being strangled by Strangles and changes color]

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Brandine: "Is you man or is you turtle?"

Cletus: (In response to Brandine's question) "Here's your answer. Skiddle, Skiddle, Scurry, Skiddle."

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Stephen Hawking: "This maze is too hard for me." (Helicopter blades appear from back of chair, Hawking flies off)