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Crook and Ladder
Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!
24 Minutes
Homer: Why do stuff that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?

Lisa: (being thrown in the air by Homer) Corn, more corn, another kid being thrown in the air, witches' coven, Seattle Space Needle. Ugh, I'm getting dizzy. And corn again.

Bart: Pet him, Lise. He's not slimy, he's scaly.
Lisa: (pets Strangles) "Eww, he is slimy."
Bart: That's 'cause I soaked him in slime! Ha ha, hah, hah, hah.
Homer: Why, you little-- (strangles Bart) I'll teach you to mess with your sister! (grunting while strangling Bart then being strangled by Strangles and changes color)
Marge: Homer, can you breathe?
Homer: Well, I can breathe out okay. (now really struggling to breath) Don't give snake attention.

Brandine Spuckler: Is you man or turtle?
Cletus: Here's your answer. Skiddle, Skiddle, Scurry, Skiddle.

Stephen Hawking: This maze is too hard for me. (Helicopter blades appear from back of chair, Hawking flies off)

Groundskeeper Willie: That'll do, snake. That'll do.

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