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Crook and Ladder
Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!
24 Minutes
Lisa: (being thrown in the air by Homer) "Corn, more corn, another kid being throw in the air, witch burning, Seattle Space Needle. Ugh, I'm getting dizzy. And corn again."

Bart: "Pet him, Lise. He's not slimy."
Lisa: (pets Strangles) "Eww, he is slimy."
Bart: "That's 'cause I soaked him in slime!!"

Homer: "Why, you little-- (strangles Bart) I'll teach you to mess with your sister!" (grunting while strangling Bart then being strangled by Strangles and changes color)

Brandine Spuckler: "Is you man or is you turtle?"
Cletus: "Here's your answer. Skiddle, Skiddle, Scurry, Skiddle."

Stephen Hawking: "This maze is too hard for me." (Helicopter blades appear from back of chair, Hawking flies off)

Groundskeeper Willie: That'll do, snake. That'll do.

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