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Homer: But what if I want a drink of cooled water?!
Lenny: Well you should have thought of that when you weren't watching the movie!

(At the movie theater, where the Simpsons are about to watch a Radioactive Man film)
Homer: Two adults, two kids, and one senior with the mind of a baby, so he should be free.
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: For the 3-D show, that'll be $72.
Homer: Wha?
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Or, for $10 more, you can see it in IMAX Hobbit Frame Rate Virtual Reality Vision. (Cut to the outside of a cinema equipped with it, where patrons who are wearing virtual reality helmets are walking out dizzy; one throws up in his helmet.)

Homer: Illegally download it? Is that legal?

(After being shown how to illegally download movies by Bart)
Homer: Wow, that was easy. All I had to do was click on-(Scene immediately cuts to footage of NASCAR's 2011 Goody's Fast Relief 500 race)

(Talking about a Radioactive Man film with Bart)
Homer: Boy, that's the greatest thing I've ever watched online that I can talk about with you in the room.

(Talking about illegally downloading films)
Homer: How did you know how to do that?
Bart: I'm under 30.

Swedish Man: We Swedes love death metal; it reminds us of death!

(after seeing an Radioactive ad at the movie theater before the premiere)
Homer: Hey, they tricked us! That's a commercial! If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus!
Moviegoer #1: Shh!
Homer: You're shushing Me? This guy's on his cell phone, she's texting, he's sexting, and that guy brought a baby to a 9:00 movie!
Moviegoer #2: (with Spanish accent) That's negative man.
Homer: What happened to the movies? First they got worst than TV, and now this! (he breaks his 3-D glasses and the audience gasps and he is kicked out)
Altar Boy Usher: And stay out!

(at the prison bus)
Homer: What are you guys in for?
Prison Inmate #1: Bank robbery
Prison Inmate #2: Drug trafficking. What about you?
Homer: Movie piracy. (the prison inmates gasp)
Prison Inmate #1: People in show business work hard to make these movies!
Prison Inmate #2: My media stocks under-performed because of people like you!
Prison Inmate #3: My brother lost his job as a grip on a movie set because of piracy. He had to sell his jet ski. A grip without a jet ski AIN'T NO GRIP AT ALL! (the prisoners free themselves from their backseat bars and strangles Homer with his cuffs)
Prison Inmate #2: You're about to find out what we do to copyright infringers. (the prisoners are ready to kill him, making the bus lose control and fall on a ledge and land on the railroad tracks)


Season 24 Season 25 Quotes Season 26
HomerlandTreehouse of Horror XXIVFour Regrettings and a FuneralYoloLabor PainsThe Kid is All RightYellow SubterfugeWhite Christmas BluesSteal This EpisodeMarried to the BlobSpecs and the CityDiggsThe Man Who Grew Too MuchThe Winter of His ContentThe War of ArtYou Don't Have to Live Like a RefereeLuca$Days of Future FutureWhat to Expect When Bart's ExpectingBrick Like MePay PalThe Yellow Badge of Cowardge

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