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Homer: But what if I want a drink of cooled water?!
Lenny: Well you should have thought of that when you weren't watching the movie!

(At the movie theater, where the Simpsons are about to watch a Radioactive Man film)
Homer: Two adults, two kids, and one senior with the mind of a baby, so he should be free.
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: For the 3-D show, that'll be $72.
Homer: Wha?
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Or, for $10 more, you can see it in IMAX Hobbit Frame Rate Virtual Reality Vision. (Cut to the outside of a cinema equipped with it, where patrons who are wearing virtual reality helmets are walking out dizzy; one throws up in his helmet.)

Homer: Illegally download it? Is that legal?

(After being shown how to illegally download movies by Bart)
Homer: Wow, that was easy. All I had to do was click on-(Scene immediately cuts to footage of NASCAR's 2011 Goody's Fast Relief 500 race)

(Talking about a Radioactive Man film with Bart)
Homer: Boy, that's the greatest thing I've ever watched online that I can talk about with you in the room.

(Talking about illegally downloading films)
Homer: How did you know how to do that?
Bart: I'm under 30.

Swedish Man: We Swedes love death metal; it reminds us of death!

Season 24 Season 25 Quotes Season 26
HomerlandTreehouse of Horror XXIVFour Regrettings and a FuneralYoloLabor PainsThe Kid is All RightYellow SubterfugeWhite Christmas BluesSteal This EpisodeMarried to the BlobSpecs and the CityDiggsThe Man Who Grew Too MuchThe Winter of His ContentThe War of ArtYou Don't Have to Live Like a RefereeLuca$Days of Future FutureWhat to Expect When Bart's ExpectingBrick Like MePay PalThe Yellow Badge of Cowardge

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