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Stark Raving Dad
Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington ā–ŗ
Homer: Pink?! Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work! Everybody wears white shirt. I'm not popular enough to be different!

Lenny: Hey, Homer we saved you a doughnut.
Carl: It has pink frosting.
Homer: Thanks! It looks- Hey, wait a minute! Just because I'm wearing pink doesn't mean I'm some kind of pink doughnut-eater! Although it is tempting.

Mr. Burns: Wait a minute. Go back. Zoom in. Why is that man in pink?!
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson, a boob from Sector 7-G.
Mr. Burns: Judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist!
Smithers: I'll call security, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent. Yes, these color monitors have already paid for themselves.

Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is.
Doctor: (shocked) You mean there really is a Bart?! Good Lord!

Homer: How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
Man: We have a very simple method. (stamps Homer) Whoever has that stamp on his hand is insane.

Man: Put him in with the big white guy who thinks he's the little black guy.

"Michael Jackson": Bart, are you not concerned that Lisa is upset? When I was growing up and did not have a lot of money, do you know what I did when one of my sisters' birthdays came up?
Bart: You stiffed them?
"Michael Jackson": No! I wrote them a song.
Bart holds up a cover of Michael Jackson's Thriller to show that Michael Jackson is black
Bart: Hello, Looney Tunes, this is Michael Jackson! Can you see the difference?
"Michael Jackson": Bart, either Michael Jackson is in a recording studio in Los Angeles or he is right here in your house offering to help you. It is up to you as to what you believe.

"Michael Jackson": Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, from the Jacksons.
Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons.

At the mental hospital, Homer is among a circle of patients gathered to explain their cases.
Dave: I used to work as a VP in an insurance company, but then one morning when I woke up, I couldn't leave the house.
Homer: Was the door locked?
Dave: No, I just couldn't face what was out there.
Homer: Was it raining?
Nurse: No, Homer. Dave suffers from agoraphobia: a fear of open areas and crowds. Please, Dave go on.
Dave: Anyway, I knew I just couldn't take that drive to work.
Homer: Were you out of gas?
Everyone stares at him.
Homer: (scoffs) Baby.

Doctor: This guy is the chief. He's been here since 1968. Never says a word.
Homer: Hey, Chief.
The Chief: Hello. It's about time somebody reached out to me.

"Michael Jackson": I can't believe you never heard of me. I'm a very popular entertainer.
Homer: Of course I've heard of you. You'd have to be living under a rock... What's your name?
"Michael Jackson": Michael Jackson.
Homer: Doesn't ring a bell.
"Michael Jackson": Heard of MTV, or Motown?
Homer: No.
"Michael Jackson": "Beat It"?
Homer: You beat it!
"Michael Jackson": "Thriller"?
Homer: What was that?
"Michael Jackson": "Thriller".
Homer: No.

Bart: Hey, Mom, Dad's in a mental institution.
Marge: Oh my God! Mother was right!

Bart: Who are you?
"Michael Jackson": I'm Michael Jackson.
Bart: The Michael Jackson? No way.
"Michael Jackson": I'm with your father in a mental institution.
Bart: Uh-huh. And is Elvis with you?
"Michael Jackson": He could be. It's a big hospital.

Homer calls home from mental institution.
Bart: (answers the phone) Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
Homer: (angrily) Boy!! When I get home, I'm gonna wrap my hands around your neck...
People look at Homer for his rambling.
Homer: (nervously, not wanting to remain in the institution) ...and smother you with kisses.
Bart: (annoyed) Homer, whatever they've got you on, cut the dose.


ā—„ Season 2 Season 3 Quotes Season 4 ā–ŗ
Stark Raving Dad ā€¢ Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington ā€¢ When Flanders Failed ā€¢ Bart the Murderer ā€¢ Homer Defined ā€¢ Like Father, Like Clown ā€¢ Treehouse of Horror II ā€¢ Lisa's Pony ā€¢ Saturdays of Thunder ā€¢ Flaming Moe's ā€¢ Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk ā€¢ I Married Marge ā€¢ Radio Bart ā€¢ Lisa the Greek ā€¢ Homer Alone ā€¢ Bart the Lover ā€¢ Homer at the Bat ā€¢ Separate Vocations ā€¢ Dog of Death ā€¢ Colonel Homer ā€¢ Black Widower ā€¢ The Otto Show ā€¢ Bart's Friend Falls in Love ā€¢ Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
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