- “Excuse me, what are you doing?”
- ―Springfield University Board member (while being beaten by Mr. Burns)[src]
The Springfield University Board Member is a man who works at Springfield University as a board member.
Charles Montgomery Burns asks the Springfield University board for Homer's admission, but they refuse. Mr. Burns then beats one of them with a baseball bat, which has no effect on him at all, instead tiring Burns. They decide to allow him after seeing his desperation.