- “Well the best mac and cheese I've ever had was at a bowling ally in Ogdenville.”
- ―Springfield Station Man[src]
Springfield Station Man is a man who talked to Homer at the Springfield Union Station.
When Homer was eating mac and cheese at work and thought it was quite good. Then Lenny said he had had better at the train station. "As soon as Humanly possible," Homer was at the train station eating mac and cheese. The Station Man is sitting next to him and says the best mac and cheese he's ever tasted was at a bowling alley in Ogdenville.