Springfield Police Home Page
Police Website The Springfield Police Home Page
Use Springfield Police site
Real Website? No
First Appearance "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"

The Springfield Police Home Page is a website that Homer visited after he got a computer and an Internet connection at home.

The site has a picture of Chief Wiggum on the main page. Wiggum asks the website visitors whether they have committed a crime and want to confess. If the visitor clicks "No", then Wiggum says, "you've committed a crime, but don't want to confess", and announces that a paddy wagon has been sent to the visitor's home. Then an image of a paddy wagon with a flashing siren appears in the corner of the screen.

Wiggum then asks if the visitor, while waiting to be arrested, would like to buy caps or T-shirts with the Springfield Police Department logo. Images of the items appear on the screen, surrounding Wiggum, along with the flashing message "NOW 80% OFF". Wiggum then continues the sales pitch for the SPD merchandise, using the tagline, "You have the right to remain fabulous!"