- “Now I go back to remembering that my cat just died.”
- ―Said after Homer leaves him to solitude.
The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Security Guard is an employee at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Homer passes the Security Guard while attempting to release his concoction of "spoiled milk and utility-grade chicken" in the to Power Plant air-conditioning. The guard lets him pass despite his suspicious nature. He is seen later scanning Mr. Burns with an x-ray machine, which reveals Mr. Burns' Hamster.