The Skinner & the Superintendent Theme is a theme song for a segment from "22 Short Films About Springfield" involving Seymour Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers. The music was written by Alf Clausen and Ken Keeler and the lyrics by Keeler. It is the fortieth track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.
- Skinner with his crazy explanations,
- The superintendent's gonna need his medication!
- When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
- There'll be trouble in town tonight!
- Superintendent Chalmers: