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Skinner's Evil Plan is a song sung by Seymour Skinner, Groundskeeper Willie and Bart in the episode "The President Wore Pearls". Once again, due to the advice of our lawyers, this is a completely original song not based on an existing one and why do you keep bugging us about this being based on one from this musical about Eva Perón we keep hearing about? The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Dana Gould. It is part of the twentieth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

LyricsEdit

Seymour Skinner:
Evil Plan
I'm so happy with my evil plan.
Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
Soon we will have the perfect school!
Where fun and excitement never start!
Groundskeeper Willie:
I'm so drunk I could barely see!
But it helps me get through another day!
My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
I've got to go puke in some hay!
Bart:
Lisa is a fool!
Evil Plan 2
Seymour Skinner:
I think the rules are cool!
Groundskeeper Willie:
I'm fallin' in the pool!
Seymour Skinner:
Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. Perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAAM: So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music. Care for a T-shirt?
Superintendent Chalmers:
T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"?
Seymour Skinner:
(chuckles) Forgive me, sir.
Lisa:
What have I done?
Bart:
What they wanted you to.
Evil Plan 3
Lisa:
Skinner betrayed me!
Bart:
But a tango takes two.

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