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Bye Bye Nerdie
Simpson Safari
Trilogy of Error
(An egg hatches and a rhino comes out)
Lisa: Rhinos don't come from eggs.
Homer: What did you just see, Lisa?
Lisa: I know, but . . .
Homer: What did you just see?
(A Giraffe appears out of a hole in the ground)
Lisa: Oh, come on.

Flight Attendant: Attention Passengers - Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania.
(Someone hands her a note)
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry. It is now called New Zanzibar.
(Someone hands her another note)
Flight Attendant: Excuse me. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.

Bart: I need this candy for school…candy class.
Homer: Well okay, but get five bags in case we eat four on the way home.
Lisa: My teacher said I need cupcakes…cupcakes to learn.
Homer: In the cart.
Bart: I'm out of wine…
Homer: Cart.

Agnes Skinner: And you! Start over! I want everything in one bag.
Bag Boy: Yes, ma'am.
Agnes: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
Bag Boy: I don't think that's possible...
Agnes: What are you, the "possible police"? Just do it!

Homer: (while searching through the cupboards) "Sulpher Jerky"? "Cream of toast"? Where did we get this crap?
Marge: Most of it was sent by relatives who can't see very well.

Homer: Olive oil? Asparagus? If your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.

Homer: [while jabbing him] Hurry up, I can't stand here jabbing you all day!
Bag Boy: Please, ow, stop, ow! Bag boys have feeling too, you know!
Homer: No you don't!

(In Africa, two tribesmen are dancing around a fire and suddenly, one of them stops)
Tribesman: What is it, N'gungo?
N'gungo: Evil is coming.
Tribesman: What shall we do, N'gungo?
N'gungo: (puts his mask on the other tribesman's head) You are N'gungo now! (runs away and screams)

Marge: This song has been going on for hours.
Homer: Yeah! It's just like the Allman Brothers!

Homer: Getting eaten by an alligator is just like falling asleep, in a giant blender.

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