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Simon Stoolowitz was a little stool at a Comic Book Guy's store called Emporium of Exotica.
When Comic Book Guy was stabbed by the Muttonchop Murderer, he tried to reach for a potion that would give him new life, but he knocked the bottle down, making it break on Simon. Soon after, the stool came to life, announced that he'd go to America to try have fame, grabbed a hat and left the store.