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Signs is a song by Tesla played in Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays

Lyrics Edit

And the sign says "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"

So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why

He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do

So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that, huh, me working for you"


[Chorus:]

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs

Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind

Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign


And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"

So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house

Hey! What gives you the right!

To put up a fence and keep me out, or to keep Mother Nature in

If God was here, he'd tell it to your face, man, you're some kind of sinner


[Chorus]

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs

Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind

Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign


Oh, say now mister, can't you read

You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat

You can't watch, no you can't eat, you ain't supposed to be here


And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" - uh!


[Solo]


And the sign says "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray"

But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all

And I didn't have a penny to pay

So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own fuckin' sign

I said, "Thank you Lord for thinking 'bout me, I'm alive and doing fine", oh


[Chorus 2x]

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs

Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind

Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign


Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs

Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind

Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign


Yes! Some old song, called "Signs Signs", I wish we did write that one, but

We didn't - wow!


Alright

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