Melvin Van Horne

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Melvin Van Horne


Gender
Hair	Light blue
Age	20s - 30s
Occupation	Children's entertainer TV Personality
Relatives	Father: Norman Mother: Lucille Wife: Barbara Van Horne Son: Unnamed Stepson: Josh
First Appearance	Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
Voiced By	Dan Castellaneta

“Lisa, applause is an addiction, like heroin -- or checking your e-mail.”

―Sideshow Mel^[src]

Melvin Van Horne (aka Sideshow Mel), is Krusty's current sidekick on The Krusty the Clown Show.

When not in character, Mel speaks in a grandiose British/Shakespearean accent and owns poodles.

1 Biography
2 Behind the Laughter
3 Appearances
4 Gallery
5 References

BiographyEdit

Mel joined the cast of the Krusty the Clown Show to replace Sideshow Bob, who was sent to prison for attempting to frame Krusty for armed robbery.

Sideshow Mel uses a slide whistle to communicate on camera. When not in character, Mel speaks in a grandiose British/Shakespearean accent and owns poodles. His main accomplishment so far has been successfully removing Waylon Smithers from suspicion of having shot Mr. Burns ^[1]. Off-screen, Mel is generally very eloquent, educated, poetic and intelligent, with a beautiful singing voice-it is implied that, as with Sideshow Bob before him, his true talents are wasted on Krusty's show. When Lisa Simpson won the "Entertainer of the Year Award";it was revealed that Melvin also won the award previously for his portrayal of Biff in Death of a Salesman, but his desire to keep his stardom eventually led him to become the sidekick he is today.^[2]. He was once forced to conduct an orchestra of kazoo-playing monkeys. When he pleaded with Krusty to not force him to do it, Krusty simply shouted at him to "shut up and conduct!"

Religion and EducationEdit

Little is known about Mel. He is a Cornell University graduate and an Atheist (though he is occasionally seen at the Presbylutheran church). It is also shown that Mel could be a recovering alcoholic as he had attended several Alcoholic Anonymous meetings.

HairEdit

Mel perpetually wears a bone in his hair which may or may not be permanently affixed. He once warned Lisa Simpson not to use a bone to try and get gum out of her hair, as he did and it became permanently stuck there ^[3]. However, he was once seen removing the bone and using it as a weapon during a duel. When Springfield was trapped under a dome by the EPA, he was also seen removing the bone and whacking it at the dome ^[4]. Bart also took the bone out of his hair to prank Martin Prince in which he afterwards has long flowing hair. He indicated that he could feel meteorological conditions in the bone, such as incoming storms ^[5]. Before he got his bone, Mel was famous in both London and Hollywood and was able to comb his hair.

DisabilitiesEdit

It was revealed that Sideshow Mel was lactose-intolerant when Bart gave him a grilled cheese sandwich.

FamilyEdit

He may be married to or living with a woman named Barbara, who may or may not be Krusty's sister ^[6] with whom he wished to purchase a house from Marge Simpson ^[7]. Mel once complained that Barbara no longer pleasured him with the French Arts ^[8]. Mel's last name of Van Horne, along with his accent, may suggest his family is of South African origin. It is also revealed that he has at least one child as he quotes Krusy please, my wife is giving birth as we speak." He has also been seen with a son, Warren, a daughter, Becca, and several unnamed childern. Mel also has a deceased father, who's funeral he attend shortly before preforming at an icerink with Krusty. He once said his father was a monster.

Krusty reveals to Mel that he has been secretly dating Mel's wife, and that he wants to dump her after 11 years since the thrill is gone ^[9].

Other JobsEdit

After Krusty's show was cancelled following the rise of Gabbo, Mel worked at a taco stand where he initially refused Krusty's pleas to return to his show.

He was the jury foreman for the Mona Simpson trial. The jury was sequestered at a Quality Inn which "more than lived up to its name." ^[10]