'Shave Me is a song by Sadgasm from the episode "That '90s Show". It was parodied by "Weird Al" Yankovic as a song called Brain Freeze. The song itself is a parody of Rape Me by Nirvana. It is one of five original Simpsons songs not to be composed by regular composer Alf Clausen. The music was instead composed by Clay Duncan and the lyrics by Matt Selman.


Razorblade of apathy.
Shave me with your irony.
Shave me!
Shave me!