Seymour Skinner (real)

This article is about the real Seymour Skinner. For the Seymour Skinner whose real name is Armin Tamzarian, see Seymour Skinner.

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Seymour Skinner
Status
Hair Color	Gray
Occupation	Sergeant during the Vietnam War
Relations	Mother: Agnes Skinner Father: Sheldon Skinner
First episode appearance	The Principal and the Pauper
Portrayed by	Martin Sheen

Sergeant Skinner (born Walter Seymour Skinner in Springfield) was a member of the U.S. Army. He dreamed of becoming principal of the Springfield Elementary School. He was five years in a POW camp, then has been sold to a shoe-producing company in China, and released when the United Nations closed the company. He then returned to Springfield, where he tried to take his life back.

Differences between the two Skinners

Skinner is the original Seymour Skinner - Springfield Elementary School's principal is actually named Armin Tamzarian. The real Skinner and Armin Tamzarian were buddies in the Vietnam War. Skinner took Tamzarian under his wing and turned him from a rebel into a responsible adult. Skinner would later disappear on a mission. Tamzarian, assuming Skinner was dead, decided to report the death to Skinner's mother. However, she thought Tamzarian was Skinner, who not wanting to sadden her, played along. In the end, the citizens of Springfield rode him out of town on a rail, in favor of Tamzarian, who was then legally renamed Seymour Skinner. The "real" Seymour Skinner has not appeared again.

All the events were forbidden from being mentioned again, under penalty of torture. The only time this rule has been broken since was when Lisa refers to Principal Skinner as "Principal Tamzarian." Also, a tombstone reading "Tamzarian" can be seen in Homer's fantasy about his own funeral in The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace.

Behind the Laughter

When Lisa called Principal Skinner "Principal Tamzarian", this was a self-referential joke, since "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot" used the same plot device of making a major change to the Simpsons' world: in this case, with the death of Snowball II, then effectively erasing the change within the same episode with the appearance of Snowball V (a cat identical in appearance to Snowball II, using her old collars for cost purposes).

Appearances

• Episode – "The Principal and the Pauper"
• Episode – "Behind the Laughter "