Sexy Marriage Land is a song performed by Tabitha Vixx (guest voice Mandy Moore) in the episode Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Joel H. Cohen.
- I'm a girl who loves a man,
- And we live in Sexy Marriage Land.
- Sexy Marriage Land,
- Ooh, marriage,
- Sexy Marriage Land
- Wow, I've got this sudden urge to give her a five dollar bill.
- That's it! We're outta here!