Homer started answering the quiestions on the front page, until Lisa told him the quizzes are inside of the magazine. Homer saw them easy, so Lisa suggested him to ask other people the questions.
Homer started with a sex test in Ned, what wasn't very nice, because his wife Maude has just passed away. Homer forgot it, although he was at her funeral and even fell down to her grave.
Homer then tested Lenny and Carl. He asked who was their favorite Backstreet Boys member as the last question, that gave the result that both were idiots.
That night, Homer tried to ask Marge some questions, but she wanted to sleep, so he started doing the quizzes how long will should he live for himself. His result was that he will die at age 42, which made him depressed.