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- (Opens with Lisa, Bart, and Maggie walking to a movie theater.)
- Lisa Simpson: (singing) ♪ We're going to a movie, we're going to a movie! ♪
- Bart Simpson: Ah, grow up.
- Lisa Simpson: I'm glad we're seeing the The Happy Little Elves' Return, aren't you, Bart?
- Bart Simpson: Aw, man, you're so normal.
- Lisa Simpson: Who's your favorite Happy Little Elf, Bart? Yendor, Bubbles, or Doofy?
- Bart Simpson: I can't stand those stupid elves!
- Lisa Simpson: Gee, Bart, you're just like Gloomy, the self-hating elf.
- Bart Simpson: Will you shut up about those damn elves?!
- Lisa Simpson: He looks like Gloomy, too.
- (As they arrived, Lisa and Maggie saw the poster of The Return of the Happy Little Elves.)
- Lisa Simpson: Aw.
- Bart Simpson: (off-screen) Oh, boy!
- Lisa Simpson: Oh, no, Bart!
- (Pans over to Bart as he sees the poster of Revenge of the Space Mutants.)
- Bart Simpson: Yeah, man! Space Mutants!
- Lisa Simpson: C'mon, Bart! That's WAY too scary!
- Bart Simpson: Three childs for Space Mutants, sir. (Pays the movie tickets with cash.) Someday, you'll thank me for this.
- (At the theater, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie sat down before the movie starts.)
- Bart Simpson: (muffles as he is eating popcorn) Now, listen up. We're gonna be seeing some pretty heavy stuff in this movie—death rays, flying saucers, giant eyeballs.
- Lisa Simpson: (gulps heavily)
- Bart Simpson: But don't be ashamed. Just go with your fear. If need be, I'll hold your hand.