The Mansion Family
Saddlesore Galactica
Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
Homer: (After being kicked out of Jockey Town) Did that really happen? Or was it all just a wonderful dream?
Jockey: No dream. Lose the race, Fat Boy.

Homer: That horse better win, or we're taking a trip to the glue factory. And he won't get to come!
Lenny: Yeah, that's a great tour, but you can't see it all in one day.

Bill Clinton: Thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Bill Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.

Announcer: Be sure to stick around for the Battle of the Elementary School Bands.
Homer: Ohhh.
Marge: Homer, Lisa's in that!
Homer: I stand by my disappointed groan.

Marge: Should the Simpsons get a horse?
Comic Book Guy: Excuse me, I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart with hilarious consequences.
Homer: Does anyone care what this guy thinks?
Crowd: No!

Homer: Man, I got more trophies than Wayne Gretzky and the Pope combined.

Season 10 Season 11 Quotes Season 12
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