The Rusty Barnacle Waiter is a waiter at The Rusty Barnacle.
He has to dress up as a pirate and serves dinner to the Simpson family, except for Homer, who's partying at his bachelor party. He is annoyed by Bart, who makes fun of his patronization. He then serves the rest of the family dinner and Bart a squid platter with extra tentacles (much to Bart's disgust even though he ordered it). Marge then asks him to ask Eugene Fisk's bachelor party to quiet down. He tries to do this, but Homer and Carl tell him to shut up as they continue partying.