The Rusty Barnacle Waiter is a waiter at The Rusty Barnacle in Homer's Night Out. He has to dress up as a pirate and serves the Simpsons, bar Homer. He is annoyed by Bart, who makes fun of his patronization. He then serves them food and Bart a Squid Platter, Extra Tentacles. Marge then asks him to ask Eugene Fisk's buck's night party to quiet down. He does this but Homer and Carl tell him to shut up.