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"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" is a Christmas song written by Johnny Marks. It was sung by the Simpson family in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" in the end credits. It includes Grandpa playing the piano and Bart and Lisa interrupting to irritate Homer.

Lyrics

The Simpsons:
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
Bart:
Like a lightbulb!
Homer:
Bart!
The Simpsons:
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
Lisa:
Like Schnozzola!
Homer:
Lisa!
The Simpsons:
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games.
Bart:
Like Strip Poker!
Homer:
I'm warning you two!
The Simpsons:
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say...
Marge:
Take it, Homer!
Homer:
Uh, "Rudolph, get your nose over here
So that you can guide my sleigh today."
Grandpa:
Oh, Homer.
The Simpsons:
Then how the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down in history!"
Bart:
Like Attila the Hu—!
Homer:
Why, you little! (strangles Bart)