Lisa the Skeptic
Realty Bites
Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
Homer: (while lounging on the couch) Ah, I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge: It's Wednesday, Homer.
Homer: (screams) Work!

Homer: Ahhh, I love these real Saturdays, they're so relaxing, not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired.

Ned Flanders: (screams) Purple drapes. All my life I've wanted purple drapes! (screams)

Marge: (while at the unemployment office) $300 for doing nothing? It feel like such a crook.
George Bush Sr.: Don't worry. It gets easier every week.

Marge: What in the heck is a dwelling?

Cookie Kwan: Hi, Marge! Stay off the west side!

Lisa: (while riding in Homer's car) Dad, doesn't this car have seatbelts?
Homer: Seatbelts, pff! They kill more people than they save!
Lisa: That's not true, you're thinking of airbags!

Homer: (to Principal Skinner) Hey Skinner, wanna drag race? [revs his car engine]
Principal Skinner: My high school sweetheart was killed in a high school drag racing accident.
Homer: Come on, it'll be fun!
Principal Skinner: That's what Debbie Sue said.

Snake: (about his car Lil' Bandit) Hey, that smells like regular. She needs premium, dude! PREMIUM! DUUUUUDE!!

Kirk: I told that idiot to slice my sandwich! (wire cuts half of his arm off) Ow.

Season 8 Season 9 Quotes Season 10
The City of New York vs. Homer SimpsonThe Principal and the PauperLisa's SaxTreehouse of Horror VIIIThe Cartridge FamilyBart StarThe Two Mrs. NahasapeemapetilonsLisa the SkepticRealty BitesMiracle on Evergreen TerraceAll Singing, All DancingBart CarnyThe Joy of SectDas BusThe Last Temptation of KrustDumbbell IndemnityLisa the SimpsonThis Little WiggySimpson TideThe Trouble with TrillionsGirly EditionTrash of the TitansKing of the HillLost Our LisaNatural Born Kissers