|2-Star Resort Spa|
|Employees|| Troy McClure |
|First Appearance||"Homer Alone"|
The spa contains a tennis court, jacuzzis, mudbaths among other things. Activities include bungie jumping, kayaking, calligraphy, cigar making and hula dancing.
The radios are set to W-KOMA, an easy listening music radio channel. The TVs show various Hollywood hits and after-midnight European R-rated movies. Troy McClure is featured in a video guide to guests.Rancho Relaxo has its own train station, and can be accessed by train from Springfield.