| Rachel Jordan|
|First Appearance||"Alone Again, Natura-Diddily"|
|Voiced By||Shawn Colvin|
Rachel Jordan is the twenty-seven year old lead singer of Kovenant, a Christian rock band.
She invites Ned on a date, but he rejects since it was too early. They meet again at the church's ice cream festival, in which Ned offered Rachel to stay in his house.
She leaves briefly after Ned attempted to mold her in the image of his deceased wife Maude by cutting her hair to look like that of Maude's. She returns to see Ned's amusement park Praiseland and Ned attempts to explain to her why it was closed on a date with her.
- Her song was featured on The Simpsons: Testify.