- “The punch has been spiked! Don't worry... Your parents will be here to pick you up shortly.”
- ―Punchbowl Student[src]
Punchbowl Student is a student at Springfield University.
Homer spikes the punchbowl at the 1993 Springfield University freshman party. Punchbowl Student drinks the spiked punch and freaks out. He tells the other students that the punchbowl has been spiked and they all react with shock and dismay. The students sigh with relief when they learn that their parents are coming to pick them up.