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If you're that baby's daddy, where you been at?
―Poodle Lady

The Poodle Lady was a woman who was an audience member with a poodle on her sweater on The Jerry Springer Show. She asked a question about Kang's parentship skills. Kang then vaporized her with his ray gun. In "Bart Vs. Australia", she is shown to be living in Australia.