Pas de Dude[1] is a song sung by Kirk Van Houten and Homer Simpson in the episode, "There Will Be Buds". The song was written by Matt Selman and made by Allen Simpson.
Lyrics
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- Kirk: How can a wife understand
- what it feels like to finally meet a man?
- The strongest bond a dude could ever know-whoa-whoa.
- A guy to catch a game with.
- A pal you don't feel lame with.
- Life began the day I found my bro.
- Homer: I'm just a normal boozer
- stuck with this lame loser.
- A dweeb that somehow thinks that I'm his bro-whoa-whoa.
- His eyes are small and beady
- staring oh so needy.
- How I despise him, he will never know.
- Kirk: So much cool stuff we can do as a pair.
- Homer: Everything about him is annoying!
- Kirk: Dress as minstrels at the renaissance fair!
- Homer: He smells like fish oil pills!
- Kirk: Foosball Fridays in my mancave!
- Homer: That waitress was not into you!
- Kirk: Designing the world's best Blues Brother fanpage!
- Homer: He wants us to co-host an Oscar party. What the hell?
- I hate everything about him
- This clingy fat nosed jerk.
- I'm glad he can't...
- Kirk: Wish he could...
- Both: ...Hear me sing
- Homer: About this sweaty
- Kirk: Awesome
- Homer: Fish oil
- Kirk: Awesome!
- Homer: I was only pretending to like that stupid dork named... Oh, hi, Kirk.