Pas de Dude[1] is a song sung by Kirk Van Houten and Homer Simpson in the episode There Will Be Buds. The song was written by Matt Selman and made by Allen Simpson.




Kirk: How can a wife understand
what it feels like to finally meet a man?
The strongest bond a dude could ever know-whoa-whoa.
A guy to catch a game with.
A pal you don't feel lame with.
Life began the day I found my bro.
Homer: I'm just a normal boozer
stuck with this lame loser.
A dweeb that somehow thinks that I'm his bro-whoa-whoa.
His eyes are small and beady
staring oh so needy.
How I despise him, he will never know.
'Kirk': So much cool stuff we can do as a pair.
'Homer': Everything about him is annoying!
'Kirk': Dress as minstrels at the renaissance fair!
'Homer': He smells like fish oil pills!
'Kirk': Foosball Fridays in my mancave!
'Homer': That waitress was not into you!
'Kirk': Designing the world's best Blues Brother fanpage!
'Homer': He wants us to co-host an Oscar party. What the hell?
I hate everything about him
This clingy fat nosed jerk.
I'm glad he can't...
'Kirk': Wish he could...
Both: ...Hear me sing
'Homer': About this sweaty
'Kirk': Awesome
'Homer': Fish oil
'Kirk': Awesome!
'Homer': I was only pretending to like that stupid dork named... Oh, hi, Kirk.