| Paris Texan|
|Relatives|| Father: Rich Texan|
Ex-Boyfriends: Milhouse Van Houten
|Voiced By||Tress MacNeille|
Paris Texan is the Rich Texan's daughter.
She appears once in the Kwik-E-Mart, where Homer gets Bart to annoy her so that she will attack him. Homer takes pictures of her doing this and sells the photos for money. She is later seen making out with Milhouse.