"Oscar Mayer Song" is a song sung by Jay Sherman, Bart Simpson, and Lisa Simpson in "A Star is Burns".


Jay Sherman: Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.

(Bart and Lisa join in.)

Jay/Bart/Lisa: That's what I would truly like to be-e-e.

'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner,

Jay Sherman: Everyone would be in love with...meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(Santa's Little Helper Howls.)