"One, Two, Tie Your Shoe" is a song performed by Roofi. It appears in the episode "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays."
- One, two, tie your shoe.
- Three, four, pick up the floor.
- Five, six, don't play tricks.
- Seven, eight, clean your plate.
- Nine, ten, start over again
Behind the LaughterEdit
- The song is a parody of "One, Two, Buckle My Shoe."