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Skinner and Chalmers
Oh How Do We? is a song from the episode "Yokel Chords". It is a parody of the song "Maria" from the musical "The Sound of Music". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is part the thirty-seventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Seymour Skinner:
How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa?
Superintendent Chalmers:
How do we crush her First Amendment rights?
Seymour Skinner:
How do we stop her writing up what she saw?
Superintendent Chalmers:
Would she shut her trap?
Seymour Skinner:
For a gift card from the Gap?
Skinner and Chalmers:
She might.
Teachers:
Oh, how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa?
How do we make this righteous less uptight?