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Hungry, Hungry Homer
(Bart is deciding whether to get beat up by the angry mob or escape with the stranger)
Bart: Mob, stranger, mob, stranger... Stranger.

Bart: Who are you?
L. T. Smash: Oh, you'll find out, in due time.
Bart: Well, it says here your name is L. T. Smash.
L. T. Smash: The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.

Bart: Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your Principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!
Audience: Boo!
Principal Skinner: That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock!
Bart: Screw you, man, we're gonna play it anyway!

L. T. Smash: [to Principal Skinner] Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way!
Principal Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink!
L. T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?
Principal Skinner: She lives with me.

Ralph Wiggum: I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick!

Lisa Simpson: What does it mean?
Homer Simpson: Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like "Rama Lama Ding-Dong" or "Give Peace a Chance."

L. T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack: sub-liminal, liminal and super-liminal.
Lisa: Superliminal?
L. T. Smash: I'll show you. (leans out of window) Hey, you! Join the Navy!
Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
Lenny: I'm in.
L.T. Smash: Now that you know, Lisa, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. (sees Lisa outside, walking away) Oh.

Nelson Muntz: They called me Smellson. Ha ha!
Homer Simpson: Smellson, that's funny 'cause you smell.

Milhouse: The Statue of Liberty? Where are we?!

Homer: I'm the jealousy bug! I'm gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
Lisa: Ow. Cut it out! You're a grown man.
Homer: (sulking) I wanna go home now!

Admiral: The Hippy Dream, again?
L. T. Smash: They've been getting less frequent, sir.

Kent Brockman: Good afternoon, and welcome to the 97th Springfield Marathon, commemorating the time Jebediah Springfield ran across 6 states to avoid his creditors.

Homer: Now listen to me, Smash. We're not signing anything unless it's a contract.

Marge: Now, hold on; I have some concerns.
Bart: Please, Mom. My dream is to be a rock star.
Homer: And my dream is to get rid of Bart.
Marge: But ...
Homer: How many lives must you ruin?

[The Party Posse reads the lyrics to their song]
Bart: [reads the lyrics] "Party Posse, we rule the earth, The greatest band since music's birth?"
Nelson: Isn't this song a little boastful?
Milhouse: No one told me there was going to be boasting.

Lisa: [sees Otto getting on a bus to the naval base] Otto, what are doing?
Otto: I dunno. I just got an urge to join the Navy.
Lisa: You're being brainwashed!
Otto: Yeah, probably. Ee-van eht niojh! [gets on the bus which drives away]

Lisa: L. T., thank God you're here. The government's playing subliminal messages in your videos!
L.T. Smash: Subliminal messages? Do you have any idea of how insane that sounds?
Lisa: [notices an anchor tattoo on L.T.'s arm] Is that a Navy tattoo?
L.T. Smash: A Navy tattoo? Do you have any idea of how insane that sounds?

Ralph: Pop music's hard work.

Homer: [when L.T. plans to blow up "Mad" Magazine] Not "Mad"! That's our nation's largest mental-illness-themed humor magazine.

Mad Magazine Writer #1: Why don't we call it "Everybody Hates Raymond?"
[The other "Mad" writers laugh]
Mad Magazine Writer #2: Well, we stayed up all night, but it was worth it.


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